There are lots of different ways in life to express yourself. Naming children isn't one of them. Someday that child is going to grow up and have to go to school, where he will be teased relentlessly about anything even remotely abnormal. Some day he'll have to apply to a college, or for a job, and he'll want them to take him seriously. Some day he may even have children of his own, and will have to make a choice whether or not to break the chain of insanity.
But, that said, if it's your kids, do with them as you wish, there's no law against funny names, yet.
Posted on February 2, 2004 12:44 PM